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The icon above was a screengrab from Lindsey Lohan's latest trial + a question mark made in MS Paint. As you can probably guess, I've never set foot inside Photoshop, and it seems unlikely I ever will. So any icons I make myself will always have that crude, circa 1995-Angelfire vibe to them. Rock on.

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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:

Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?

Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.

Her: You're fired.

Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!

Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.

Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.

Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.

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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?  (via [livejournal.com profile] ms_figg)

I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!

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Nicked from everybody!

You are the Third Doctor
You are the Third Doctor
Take The Doctor Who Personality Test and Horoscope today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
You have a unique fashion sense and an ambiguity about you that will cause a number of people to question your sexuality. You are really into gadgets and using vehicles that look out of place in any situation. You are not beyond stealing someone's clothes, no matter how gay they make you look. Your lisp only adds to your total ambience. You are very caring for those around you, and genuinely want to educated them and help them out. You will be banished from your home and spend the rest of your life trying to get your damn vehicle working so you can leave.



In point of fact, people do tend to question my sexuality based on my ambiguous fashion sense. At work, everything I wear is black, preppy, or both. I look like a college professor in mourning.

Feeeelings

Sep. 13th, 2011 07:24 pm
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You Are An ISFJ


The Nurturer



You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.

A good listener, you excel at helping others in practical ways.

In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.

You find it easy to be devoted to one person... a partner who you do special things for.



In love, you express your emotions through actions.

Taking care of someone is how you love them. And you do it well!



At work, you do well in a structured environment. You complete tasks well and on time.

You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.



How you see yourself: Competent, dependable, and detail oriented



When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, dominant, and stuck in a rut
Very interesting! I've taken quite a few Myers-Briggsish quizzes, but in the past I always scored as T for Thinking, not F for Feeling. Wonder where all these feelings are coming from? I do hope it's just a trend. It's safer being a cyborg. Quiz via the inimitable [livejournal.com profile] teddyradiator
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Since we've been on the subject of quizzes this month .... I saw this tonight and I thought of you. 

Now, I have nothing but respect for you, so please, please, take this in the spirit in which it was intended. The key word here is whimsical.

That being said ...

$394,501 Created by GiftRocket

I'm a hot commodity! Maybe my mad childrearing skills made up for my abysmal housekeeping. :-)

Bi-colored

Aug. 23rd, 2011 07:25 pm
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So, I took the quiz all you cool kids posted today, and got some pretty remarkable results. Anyone who's had me as their beta can attest to the evil truth ...

I am Blue/Green
I am Blue/Green
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.



I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz
Harry Potter Personality Quiz
by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

I'd say this is about right! Cool little quiz I found via [livejournal.com profile] cathedralcarver

Moongirl

Jul. 16th, 2011 08:14 am
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Hmm! I think this card credits me with a richer inner life than I really have! Go and have fun with this most excellent quiz lifted from[info]amightypenguin ......


You are The Moon


Hope, expectation, Bright promises.


The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.


The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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Hi! Welcome to my first Live Journal entry. While I settle in here, paint the walls, polish the floors, etc., I think I'll put up a conversation starter - a quiz I stole from the lovely Teddy Radiator. Later, I'll introduce myself properly.

I really dig quizzes. I especially love Harry Potter Sorting Hat quizzes because a) I am obsessed with the HP series, and b) I have been watching patiently for my letter from Hogwarts for years.

But these results are gonna get my ass kicked! The students of Hogwarts won't take kindly to me living in two Houses. I'd say more, but I don't want to give away the test for you. Take it, come back, and we can discuss it in the Comments section.

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Slytherclaw


You scored 47% Order/Chaos, and 28% Moral/Rational



Rationality with an orderly/chaotic split. What you strongly know is that you try to be rational, objective, and like to consider things as shades of gray. On order, you see the value of rules and organization but equally can become impatient and advocate a rather loose system. Your strengths arise from your ability to consider both radicals and straightlaced authority objectively; however, it can turn on you when others feel betrayed by the fact that there are few you support unconditionally and consistently. 

The 4-grid I used to determine this is as follows:

 


















 ChaoticOrderly
MoralGryffindorHufflepuff
RationalSlytherinRavenclaw

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

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