Me me meme

[stgulik]

From savine_snape and teddyradiator:

If I were a month, I'd be November
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be teatime
If I were a planet, I'd be Neptune
If I were a direction, I'd be North-northwest
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a bookshelf
If I were a liquid, I'd be red wine
If I were a gemstone, I'd be amethyst
If I were a tree, I'd be a maple
If I were a flower, I'd be a lilac
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a chance of showers
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a flute
If I were a color, I'd be purple
If I were an emotion, I'd be paranoia
If I were a fruit, I'd be an apple
If I were a sound, I'd be an indistinct murmuring
If I were an element, I'd be Promethium ;)
If I were a food, I'd be pasta marinara
If I were a place, I'd be that coffee shop
If I were a material, I'd be grosgrain
If I were a taste, I'd taste salty
If I were a scent, I'd be lavender
If I were an animal, I'd be a pelican
If I were a body part, I'd be a kneecap
If I were a facial expression, I'd be wry
If I were a song, I'd be Bedouin Dress
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be Mary Janes