Clueless misc.

[stgulik]

The icon above was a screengrab from Lindsey Lohan's latest trial + a question mark made in MS Paint. As you can probably guess, I've never set foot inside Photoshop, and it seems unlikely I ever will. So any icons I make myself will always have that crude, circa 1995-Angelfire vibe to them. Rock on.

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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:

Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?

Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.

Her: You're fired.

Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!

Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.

Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.

Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.

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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?  (via ms_figg)

I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!

Comments

[voxangelus.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I can sympathize, I had some bad first day of period conversations with my mom like that, LOL! Still, she did the same thing. Handed me ibuprofen and told me to get my butt to the bus stop.

When that ibuprofen wore off, my choir teacher was always good for more. Illicit, of course, due to school rules, but we were all smart enough to not say anything and she was smart enough to know that dealing with 90 females in one room meant she had better come prepared.

[stgulik.livejournal.com]

My daughter's school has that "no meds" policy too. You're supposed to take all your meds to the office - even aspirin! - with a doctor's or parent's note, and let the school nurse dispense them. Except there IS NO school nurse due to budget cuts. It's a rule made to be broken.