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The icon above was a screengrab from Lindsey Lohan's latest trial + a question mark made in MS Paint. As you can probably guess, I've never set foot inside Photoshop, and it seems unlikely I ever will. So any icons I make myself will always have that crude, circa 1995-Angelfire vibe to them. Rock on.

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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:

Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?

Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.

Her: You're fired.

Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!

Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.

Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.

Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.

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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?  (via ms_figg)

I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!

You Are An ISFJ

The Nurturer



You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.

A good listener, you excel at helping others in practical ways.

In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.

You find it easy to be devoted to one person... a partner who you do special things for.



In love, you express your emotions through actions.

Taking care of someone is how you love them. And you do it well!



At work, you do well in a structured environment. You complete tasks well and on time.

You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.



How you see yourself: Competent, dependable, and detail oriented



When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, dominant, and stuck in a rut
Very interesting! I've taken quite a few Myers-Briggsish quizzes, but in the past I always scored as T for Thinking, not F for Feeling. Wonder where all these feelings are coming from? I do hope it's just a trend. It's safer being a cyborg. Quiz via the inimitable teddyradiator

So, I took the quiz all you cool kids posted today, and got some pretty remarkable results. Anyone who's had me as their beta can attest to the evil truth ...


I am Blue/Green
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

Hmm! I think this card credits me with a richer inner life than I really have! Go and have fun with this most excellent quiz lifted fromamightypenguin ......

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.