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stgulik ([personal profile] stgulik) wrote2011-11-30 08:18 pm
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The icon above was a screengrab from Lindsey Lohan's latest trial + a question mark made in MS Paint. As you can probably guess, I've never set foot inside Photoshop, and it seems unlikely I ever will. So any icons I make myself will always have that crude, circa 1995-Angelfire vibe to them. Rock on.

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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:

Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?

Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.

Her: You're fired.

Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!

Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.

Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.

Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.

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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?  (via [livejournal.com profile] ms_figg)

I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!

[identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I could take 26 Justin Biebers in a fight. It's nice to know, I'll just pack that information away for future use. You know, in case there are ever 26 Justin Biebers around for me to take out.

My mom never let me stay home with pain from my period. I'm guessing it was because she knows that I have a high level of pain tolerance and just wanted to stay home or because she never was actually around and/or didn't give a damn.

I would take 3 ibuprofen in the morning and another 3 at lunch and be just fine. My only issue was the fact that we had to wear khaki pants, and I was always sure that I would bleed through, so I was always running to the bathroom to check.

I, personally, think your MS Paint skills are pretty awesome! I can't draw a question mark to save my life, let alone trying to do it with a mouse!

[identity profile] droxy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
26 BIEBERS! I refuse to wear his entrails.

Ditto, I was never allowed to stay home from school for a period. I think I was kept out of school once. On top of that, my family never took vacation during the school session.

[identity profile] stgulik.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I was not allowed to stay home with cramps either. I'd be told that's why Nature gave us aspirin.