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The icon above was a screengrab from Lindsey Lohan's latest trial + a question mark made in MS Paint. As you can probably guess, I've never set foot inside Photoshop, and it seems unlikely I ever will. So any icons I make myself will always have that crude, circa 1995-Angelfire vibe to them. Rock on.
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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:
Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?
Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.
Her: You're fired.
Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!
Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.
Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.
Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.
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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? (via![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!
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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:
Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?
Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.
Her: You're fired.
Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!
Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.
Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.
Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.
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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? (via
ms_figg)I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!
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My mom never let me stay home with pain from my period. I'm guessing it was because she knows that I have a high level of pain tolerance and just wanted to stay home or because she never was actually around and/or didn't give a damn.
I would take 3 ibuprofen in the morning and another 3 at lunch and be just fine. My only issue was the fact that we had to wear khaki pants, and I was always sure that I would bleed through, so I was always running to the bathroom to check.
I, personally, think your MS Paint skills are pretty awesome! I can't draw a question mark to save my life, let alone trying to do it with a mouse!
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Ditto, I was never allowed to stay home from school for a period. I think I was kept out of school once. On top of that, my family never took vacation during the school session.
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