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The icon above was a screengrab from Lindsey Lohan's latest trial + a question mark made in MS Paint. As you can probably guess, I've never set foot inside Photoshop, and it seems unlikely I ever will. So any icons I make myself will always have that crude, circa 1995-Angelfire vibe to them. Rock on.
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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:
Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?
Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.
Her: You're fired.
Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!
Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.
Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.
Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.
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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? (via![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!
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Conversation between me and my 14 year-old daughter yesterday morning:
Her: Why won't you let me stay home from school?
Me: Because it's just cramps. And I know it's a scorching case, but it's just not enough of a reason to stay home. Here's an ibuprofin and a glass of milk.
Her: You're fired.
Me: Great! I get to keep all my disposable income!
Her: You don't understand because you're going through menopause, and your periods are, like, nothing.
Me: A) They are not nothing, and B) I've had periods for 35 years. I know everything about periods.
Her: Periods are a curse from God for getting humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
Me: Let me be more clear: I know everything TRUE about periods.
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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? (via
ms_figg)I'm happy to learn that I could still take 21 Biebers in a fight. Sure, it doesn't sound like many, but it might buy me some time until I could steal a Hummer or something!
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