AE has one less wallet to seat

Homecoming Week is coming up, and all of a sudden, my 14 year-old daughter is keen to go to the dance. And by "go to the dance," I mean buy a short dress and some girl shoes, and have her long hair curled, the whole enchilada.

I'm not going to ask you where my baby went, because hey, I can count. What I AM going to ask you is, where is the 14 year-old kid who cannot possibly be talked into wearing shorts, even when it's 100 degrees out, because god forbid somebody might see her knees. THAT girl was just here a minute ago, I swear. And now, who the hell knows where she is.

Wait - I know. 

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