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6) Only one more year of her borrowing my sweaters, stretching them (or worse, washing them in hot water) and dropping them on the floor of her room.
5) What if she moves out by this time next year? What if she doesn't?
4) We're going to need a second mortgage to pay for all the senior year stuff. And that's before college.
3) Why do all the boys in her circle douse themselves in Axe body spray? Axe body spray should be a government-controlled substance, the kind you have to sign for at the pharmacy.
2) Her boyfriend will soon have his license and can drive her to school, so I won't have to. This is only slightly less disturbing than the prospect of her getting her own driver's license and borrowing my car and washing it in hot water and dropping it on the floor of her room. Oh wait. That doesn't happen.
And the Number One reaction to my baby being a senior in high school:
1) How did she get so old when I haven't changed a bit?
5) What if she moves out by this time next year? What if she doesn't?
4) We're going to need a second mortgage to pay for all the senior year stuff. And that's before college.
3) Why do all the boys in her circle douse themselves in Axe body spray? Axe body spray should be a government-controlled substance, the kind you have to sign for at the pharmacy.
2) Her boyfriend will soon have his license and can drive her to school, so I won't have to. This is only slightly less disturbing than the prospect of her getting her own driver's license and borrowing my car and washing it in hot water and dropping it on the floor of her room. Oh wait. That doesn't happen.
And the Number One reaction to my baby being a senior in high school:
1) How did she get so old when I haven't changed a bit?
