My Fourth of July checklist
Jul. 4th, 2015 01:44 pm✔ Watch the Giants play the Nationals
Cheer their victory
✔ Agonize over their defeat
✔ Skip the city parade
✔ Send in a job application
Go out to lunch with Groom and Girl
See a Huey Lewis and the News cover band at 8:15
Drink too much
Watch fireworks
Happy Independence Day, America! The British are probably secretly relieved to be shut of us, but try not to dwell on that thought.
✔ Agonize over their defeat
✔ Skip the city parade
✔ Send in a job application
Go out to lunch with Groom and Girl
See a Huey Lewis and the News cover band at 8:15
Drink too much
Watch fireworks
Happy Independence Day, America! The British are probably secretly relieved to be shut of us, but try not to dwell on that thought.