Lemons on the brain

[stgulik]

Eagerly, I clicked on an article in the SF Chronicle because it was entitled The Goal is a Lemon in Every Plot.

Only to realize, it was about planting lemon trees, literally. Disappointed.

In other news, fanfic slang seems to have taken over my cognitive functions. I need help. Send in the Marauders!

Comments

[rivertempest.livejournal.com]

*snorffles*

That's okay... I referred to something the other day as Muggle without realizing it.

My husband - "Did you just say... Muggle?"

I blinked. "What are you talking about?"

"You said I looked like a Muggle in these clothes."

o_O

Scared myself there.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

How boring. I think your first instincts were spot on! There should be lemons in every plot.

Speaking of which, DMuse is pushing LML... I guess I'd better get busy...

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

Snerk.

I often wish I could have a poster at work saying I'm not a hufflepuff, and for people to realise what it meant

[droxy.livejournal.com]

If it was a fandom site you may have fared better. But a major newspaper..no...it's going to be about lemons.

I thot SF was too cold for citrus fruit..

[lady-of-clunn.livejournal.com]

LOL!

When I was working for a nutritional supplement manufacturer, I once confirmed an order for Veritaserum instead of Vita Saurus kids vitamins.

The client knew exactly what I was talking about.

*hides behind desk*

[darklotus1211.livejournal.com]

LOL! Don't worry, you're definitely not alone!